A Hermitcraft S9 Alphabet

[melannen]

Whenever I join a new fandom with a large ensemble cast, I eventually end up coming up with a mnemonic to remember everyone, and, well, there are currently 26 active Hermits listed on the website, so this was probably inevitable!

A is the Admin, Xisuma, gone bony;
B is for Bdubs, stomped flat by a pony;
C is for Cub whose dripstone was misplaced;
D is for Doc, turned to tomato paste.

E is for Etho, devoured by Deep Frost;
F is for False, only got a bit lost.
G is for Gem who for once did not slay;
H is for Hypno, where ravagers play.

I is for Iskall, found new ways to fail;
J is for Jevin - we might need a pail;
K is Keralis, walked into the light;
Lady Cleo's undead, so she'll be alright.

M is for Mumbo, got locked in his vault;
No don't ask Grian - it wasn't his fault!
Or Scar, who's blameless - his cat will attest.
And P is for Pearl, who got ate by a chest.

Quite nearby Impulse was choked by his beard,
and R is for Ren, a king no longer feared.
S is for Stress, who just needed a push;
T is for Tango who died in a bush.

Under his pinball, Joe sends his regards;
V is for Beef, who was buried by cards.
W's Wels, who's here somewhere, no doubt,
And X is Xb, just a little burnt out.

Y is for Hermits of Yore - no, don't cry,
For Zed's got a list of brand new ways to die!


(Will I get around to doing the Gorey illustrations these deserve? Prospects unclear. But I share it here in case it helps somebody else.)